What would you do if you met Leonardo DiCaprio?

ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAPH,THEN [HOPEFULLY I'D HAVE CAMERA/OR CAMERA-PHONE ON-HAND]TAKE A PICTURE WITH HIM.[DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD I LOOKED AND IF HE WAS W/OUT A BROAD-MAYBE I'D HIT ON HIM TOO IF HE DIDN'T HIT ON ME FIRST!]